Mai 2013
1.131 Einträge
abcboyz:
lameborghini:
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
reblog if you're satan
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
rebby:
tumblrisweird:
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
dont forget that princess cookie also dealt with trans*...
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
Descendants meet their Ancestors
darkoneelder:
sassygaymakaras:
knight—of—blood:
Aradia
Tavros
Sollux
Karkat
Nepeta
Kanaya
Terezi
Vriska
Equius
Gamzee
Eridan
Feferi
Next how about the Ancestors meeting there Descendants?
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
helioscentrifuge:
truepac:
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
Did you...
littletipoftheshoelace:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
rockinzayn:
rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
...
godlegos:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
it’s been less than one day and we’re already shipping it
yahoo has no idea what it’s just done
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
Anonym fragte: anoncest is always good xD but anon-kun is pleased with everything |3
zamii070:
thelof9:
lazyantagonist:
I was...
Anonym fragte: anon-kun wants to bring some energy to you :3 because anon-kun wants more drawings °___°
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
Anonym fragte: Mouth Lungs Back Hips
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louis-has-the-sneezies:
thebesthomestuck:
louis-has-the-sneezies:
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop
im telling obama
oh zoowe mama im...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
